My name is Remi Muldoon. I'm ten years old and this will probably be the most important book you ever read. Why? It's simple really. Because of ducks. You heard me, Ducks! And why are ducks so important? Well, you sort of have to read the book to find out. Let's just say that, as usual, I find myself in trouble, ducks and clowns play a fiendish role in my trouble, and somehow my good looks fail to save me, but something does save me, or doesn't it?